I WILL NOT ACTUALLY KILL ANYONE TODAY

Awwww yeah! Pizza, hot sauce and Star Wars. #pizza #hotsauce #starwars #stormtrooper #spatula #homemade

Empire and beer time! #hothsucks #empirestrikesback #tauntauns #starwars #movie #beer #glass #geeky

Star Wars and cleavage, like ya do. #captainrex #starwars #cleavage #creepin #inthetoyaisle

Dirty hat stealer. Thanks hunnay! Aka my @grumpydevil #imperal #darkside #hat #stolen #redhair #nomakeup #starwars #selfie #dorkside #mankyle

Look! I’m on a frisbee!! #wookie #starwars #frisbee #chewbacca #chewie

I just bought my cousinwife aka @pemberliegh some old dude’s, slightly mauled, Tauntaun!! She is gonna be SO EXCITE!! #tauntaun #starwars #cw #battledamage #smellsbad #getupinsideya #likeatauntaun

So…this happened. I knew those emergency googly eyes would come in handy! #googlyeyes #vandaleyes #starwars #hansolo #Iknow #shirt #googlyeyearmy #harrisonford

Indeed! #idcapthat #starwars #darthvader #ballsdeep #lucasfilm #empire

Hachi does his best Emperor Palpatine impression. #hachi #starwars #shibainu #silly #impression #emperorpalpatine

Playing with fisheye lenses and Star Wars toys. #fisheye #starwars #jawa #trooper #atat (Taken with Instagram)

Woke up with my main man C-3PO. By “main man”, I really mean “sassy gay robot friend”. #c-3po #starwars #pillow #sassygayrobotfriend #sleepyface (Taken with Instagram)

Fuck Yeah Star Wars!! #rccc #starwars #ldg (Taken with Instagram)

Yoda Fountain. #starwars #lucasfilm (Taken with Instagram)

Yoda’s Lightsaber. #starwars #lucasfilm (Taken with Instagram)

Darth Maul’s Lightsaber. #starwars #lucasfilm (Taken with Instagram)